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fanfiction.net:
Normal people don't sit at home and read porny fanfiction on the internet.
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Everyone:
Ooooh? You have NO idea. Ready normal people!
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Everyone(sings):
Fanfiction is for porn. Fanfiction is for porn! Why you think fanfic was born? Porn, porn, porn!
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fanfiction.net:
Fanfiction is NOT for porn!!!
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Everyone:
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